Mix-Tape: Build Your Own Mistaken Lyrics Coaster Set

Sometimes it seems impossible to say how you feel. What do you do when you can't find the words to describe something you really need to say? Make a mix tape, obviously! But be careful and choose wisely- you don't want someone thinking you wanted to Hold Them Closer, Tony Danza, when you really just Wanna Hold Their Ham. Or even worse, they think they Can Call You Green Bean when you meant to tell them that you'll Never Leave Their Pizza Burnin! Yikes, this is a lot of pressure. If you need help making your playlist, call our shop at 512-522-6253. We are so ready to talk mixtape.

Each coaster set comes with six unique coasters of your choice, each measuring 4"x4". The set arrives in a chipboard box with a plastic cover that measures 4 1/2"x9 3/4".  Because these are made to order, please expect turnaround time to take up to 2 weeks.

Please include which coasters you would like to receive in the notes box when you order. Select 6 of the following options:

grab your crotch
when you see tupac
- Hit ‘Em Up

this is the dawning
of the age of asparagus
asparagus
asparagus
- Aquarius

see that girl
watch her scream
kicking the dancing queen
- Dancing Queen

dirty deeds
done with sheep
dirty deeds
done with sheep
- Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap


she was a fax machine
she kept her modem clean
- You Shook Me All Night Long

should i give up
or should i
just keep chasing penguins
- Chasing Pavements

it’s not fair
to deny me
of the cross-eyed bear
that you gave to me
- You Oughta Know

­and even when your hope is gone
mow the lawn, mow the lawn
like i know you do
- Move Along

honestly, you promised me
i’m never gonna find your bacon
- Complicated

baking carrot biscuits
every day
baking carrot biscuits
every way
- Takin’ Care of Business

arm your penis
arm and fire
pure desire
- Venus

gladys on a mountaintop
burning like a silver flame
- Venus

looks like tomatoes
or i thought so ‘til today
- Looks Like We Made It

jo-jo was a man
before he was woman
- Get Back

i wanna hold your ham
i wanna hold your ham
i wanna hold your ham
- I Want to Hold Your Hand

suddenly someone is there
at the turnstyle
the girl with colitis goes by
- Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds

something in the way she moos
attracts me like no other lover
- Something

she’s got a tick in her eye
and she don’t care
- Ticket To Ride

i'm a lizard baby
so why don’t you kill me
- Loser

more than a woman
banana woman to me
- More Than a Woman

steak and a knife
steak and a knife
ah ah ah ah
steak and a knife
- Stayin' Alive

­got me hoping
you'll pay me right now
- Crazy in Love

i didn’t fart you liar
it was always burning
since the world’s been turning
- We Didn’t Start the Fire

you made the rice i made the gravy
but it just may be
the tuna fish
you’re looking for
- You May Be Right

­got a kit­ kat
got a kit­ kat
kat, kat, kat
- Boom Boom Pow

the ants are my friends
blowing in the wind
- Blowing in the Wind

get up, stand up
stand up for your rice
- Get Up, Stand Up

i shot the sheriff
but i didn't
shoot him dead you see
- I Shot the Sheriff

shake and bake
and stick with her
- Halocene

it doesn’t make a difference
if we’re naked or not
- Livin’ On A Prayer

got a bushy head
it’s better than the rest
- Machinehead

near
far
wherever you are
i believe that
the hot dog
goes on
- My Heart Will Go On

i had some dreams
there were clowns in my coffee
clowns in my coffee
clowns and....
- You're So Vain

all i want is you
and the sexy hermit head
that we share
- All I want is You

rock the cat spa
rock the cat spa
- Rock The Casbah

been spending most our lives
giving other gangsters
hair advice
- Gangster's Paradise

don’t go out tonight
or a bum will take your lime
there’s a bad moon on the rise
- Bad Moon Rising

there's a bathroom on the right
- Bad Moon Rising

and you, of the tender years
can’t know the fears
that your elders screw by
- Teach Your Children

we’re up all night
to pet puppies
we’re up all night
to pet puppies
- Get Lucky

we slip and slide
as we fall in love
and i just can’t seem
to get it up
- Just Can’t Get Enough

i don’t think you’re ready
for fish jelly
- Bootylicious

my mama said
kangaroo love
no you'll just have to wait
- You Can’t Hurry Love

gimme the beach boys
to free my soul
- Drift Away

come on baby like my pie
- Light My Fire

the only one
who could ever reach me
was the son of a tree surgeon
- Son of a Preacher Man

on a dark desert highway
cool whip in my hair
- Hotel California

i’ve got
two chickens to paralyze
- Two Tickets to Paradise

b-b-b-bunny in a dress
- Bennie and the Jets

rocket man
burning all the shoes
i've ever owned
- Rocket Man

hold me closer tiny dancer
count the head lice
on the highway
- Tiny Dancer

hold me closer
tie me down, sir
- Tiny Dancer

hold me closer
tony danza
- Tiny Dancer

i wonder politely
why you’re in this world
- Your Song

well please don't ask me
what's on my mind
i'm a little mixed up
when i feel the wine
- All Shook Up

i'm friends with the mustard
that’s under my bed
- The Monster

sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am i to disagree
- Sweet Dreams

hot potatoes, hot potatoes
hot potatoes
hot potatoes, hot potatoes
hot potatoes
hot potatoes, hot potatoes
oh, oh, oh hot potatoes
- Rock Me Amadeus

big girl
small fry
- Big Girls Don’t Cry

you can get addicted
to a certain kind of sandwich
- Somebody That I Used To Know

you can get addicted
to a certain
kind of santas
- Somebody That I Used To Know

i wanna love you
the bear said
the bear said i can’t
- Hold My Hand

do you believe in miracles
well you're wrong
you sexy thing, you
sexy thang you
- You Sexy Thing

i want a new truck
one that won’t make me sick
- I Want a New Drug

i'm so fancy
can't you tast this goat
- Fancy

we be big pimpin'
spinach and cheese
- Big Pimpin

excuse me while i
kiss this guy
- Purple Haze

west virginia
mount your mama
- Country Roads

sandwich you need to say
sandwich you need to say
- Say

­you want love
we'll make it
swim in a deep sea
of bacon
- Your Body is a Wonderland

it's a happy enchilada
and you think you're gonna drown
- That’s the Way that the World Goes ‘Round

seasick asian man
seasick asian man
- Secret Agent Man

they pay a pair of guys
to put up a parking lot
- Big Yellow Taxi

so now i come to you
with stumps for arms
- Open Arms

we’re off to see the lizard
the wonderful lizard of oz
- We’re Off to See the Wizard

­i bet you're guessing
what's behind my back
- Sexy Back

i pee on my suit and tie
- Suit & Tie

do a little dance
make a little rum
italian ice!
italian ice!
- Get Down Tonight

the minute
you walk out that door
free snow cones
free snow cones
free snow cones
- Please Don’t Go

ohhhhhhh
dyslexics on fire
- Sex on Fire

r-r-r-rice aroma
- My Sharona

so we put our hands up
like the silly can holders
- Can’t Hold Us

though i try to hide
it’s clear
i wear goggles
when you are not here
- I Try

let me be your ruler, ruler
you can call me green bean
- Royals

wanna be a baller
shock collar
twenty upgrades on the impala
- Wanna Be a Baller

shorty want a pug
- Lollipop

last night
i dreamt of
some bagels
- La Isla Bonita

last night
i dreamt of
some pedro
- La Isla Bonita

like a virgin
touched for the 31st time
- Like A Virgin

wrapped up like a douche
another boner in the night
- Blinded By the Light

darling,
you’re so great
i can’t wait
for you to ovulate
- Sexual Healing

exercise
lose those thighs
- Enter Sandman

a bit of cheese is not my lover
- Billie Jean

­i never hit so hard in love
all i wanted
was to break your arms
- Wrecking Ball

come
get your free gum
come
get your free gum
- Get Ur Freak On

then i saw her face
now i'm gonna leave her
without a trace
of doubt in my mind
- I'm a Believer

your grace is wasted
in your face
your boner stands alone
among the wreck
- Little Lion Man

i want a duck
shaped like a triangle
you give a
toaster to bob
- Closer

my whole existence is flan
- Closer

with this salad it’s less dangerous
here we are now with potatoes
with a mars bar and potatoes
and some salad and potatoes
- Smells Like Teen Spirit

i'm just a squirrel
i'd rather not be
cause they won't let me drive
late at night
- Just a Girl

thank god it's friday night
and i just got laid
- Just Got Paid

shake it
like a polar bear ninja
- Hey Ya!

hit me with your pet shark
- Hit Me With Your Best Shot

every time you go
you take a little
piece of meat with you
- Every Time You Go Away

can’t find the butter, man
- Better Man

terribly spoken, spoken
terribly spoken, spoken
terribly spoken
blasphemy
- Jeremy

she's an easy llama
she'll take your heart
but you won't feel it
she's like no other
- Easy Lover

whoa-oh-oh-oh
i just wanna feel this mole man
- Feel This Moment

ghost man so
ghost man so
ghost man so close to me
- Don’t Stand So Close to Me

got mud on your face
you big disgrace
kicking your cat
all over the place
- We Will Rock You

let’s pee in the corner
let’s pee in the spotlight
losing my religion
- Losing My Religion

we found love in a soapless place
- We Found Love

might as well face it
you’re a dick with a glove
- Addicted to Love

baby, can you breed
a cactus from jamaica
- Blurred Lines

i always feel like
somebody's washing meat
- Somebody’s Watching Me

i’ll never leave
your pizza burnin’
- Beast of Burden

it must have been love
but i’m sober now
- It Must Have Been Love

only balogna
no, this feeling ain’t right
- Only the Lonely

if you like bean enchiladas
and getting caught in the rain
- Escape

whose bed
have your boobs been under
- Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under

rollin' down the street
smokin' indoors
sippin' on gin and juice
- Gin and Juice

i know what
a prison lover ought to be
- Two Princes

pulling muscles for michelle
- Pulling Mussels

you wish you had a motor boat
to cruise around the hornball
- Pulling Mussels

we built this city
on sausage rolls
- We Built this City

just like a one-winged dove
sings a song
sounds like she’s singing
- Edge of Seventeen

everybody run
barbie’s got a gun
- Creep

got a lot of
starbucks lovers
they'll tell you
i'm insane
- Blank Space

i've got sunshine
on a cloudy day
with my girl
i've even got the muffins made
with my girl
- My Girl

hush, hush
keep it down now, voiceless gary
- Voices Carry

don’t call jason waterfalls
- Waterfalls

she’s a good girl
loves her mama
loves cheez-its
and america too
- Free Fallin’

i left some brains
down in africa
- Africa

hold the line
love is a four-way stop sign
- Hold the Line

it’s alright
it’s alright
it’s alright
shamu the mysterious whale
- Mysterious Ways

hey white amigo
- Brown-Eyed Girl

raised in the woods
so he knew ev'ry tree
killed in a bar
when he was only three
- The Ballad of Davy Crockett

no one knows what it’s like
to be the batman
- Behind Blue Eyes

life would be ecstasy
you and me and leslie
- Groovin’

it's the time
for the season finale
- Time of the Season

You made it to the end! Are you laughing so hard you're crying? We are!

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